Friday, September 5, 2014

Visiting Ann: Sex toys

VISITING ANN: SEX TOYS

**I recently returned from spending ten fantastic days with Ann St Vincent.  These posts about the visit aren’t going to be in any specific order, there is too much to write on too many topics.  So, don’t look at these like one long story, they are more like post cards or snap shots from a fantastic trip.**
Have I mentioned recently how awesome Ann is?  Because she’s pretty damn awesome.  A while ago I did a post on male sex toys (sex toys on ebay) and how they all seemed creepy, weird, or uninteresting.  I mentioned how I looked through some sites and didn’t find anything remotely interesting.
tenga egg
Ann took that as a challenge and spent some time shopping.  Before my visit she had told me that she bought some fun things to try.
A couple of days after I arrived Ann introduced me to her purchases.  Fun toys for guys that she wanted to try with me.  How freaking awesome is that?  How many girlfriends go to the sex shop and look for sex toys for their boyfriends?  I mean, women go out of their way for us guys all the time, shaving legs, buying lingerie, looking gorgeous for us, etc.  but this was taking it to the next level.
When I say she introduced me to the toys, I’ll need to be a little more specific.
She had me lie naked on the bed, she put my hands above my head, and blind folded me.  The blind fold was probably a good idea.  She lubed me up and started sliding something on me that felt pretty good.  It didn’t feel quite as wonderful as she did, but it was definitely something new and interesting and arousing.  After a few minutes, she climbed on top of me, slid the toy with me inside into her.  She rode us both to nice orgasms.  It wasn’t until afterwards, when she removed the blindfold, that I actually got a look at this toy.  Which, like I said, was probably a good thing.
The toy looked like a large, hollow, gelatin penis.  It’s definitely not something that I would have picked up off the shelf. But after playing with it I’m glad that Ann has a more open mind than I do when it comes to toys.
The inside had all sorts of fun textures that felt pretty damn good when used solo.  Used with Ann it added some length and girth to me that she enjoyed.  I’m not small (not huge either) but bigger is better for Ann, which shows if you ever get a chance to see her sex toy drawers.  Some of the toys are very intimidating, and yes, it’s drawers plural.  She has two large drawers next to the bed full of toys.  We only played with a few together, we were a little distracted, a situation I want to remedy on later visits.
So, toy A was a lot of fun for the both of us.  It didn’t feel as good as Ann when used it together during sex, kind of like wearing a thick condom but with good textures inside.  It certainly didn’t feel bad and the sensations were different which was fun in it’s own way, but it wasn’t as good as pussy (not much comes close).   Ann seemed to enjoy the added length and girth though, so it’s a bit of a trade-off and could be a fun tool in the bedroom.  It can also be used by me solo while I’m back home adding some interesting sensations to the masturbation experience.  Not as much fun as being with Ann, and probably won’t be used when masturbating every time, but it’s certainly an interesting, stimulating change of pace.
Sex toy B was slightly different.  She bought a Tenga Egg, which is so strange looking that I’m still not convinced it isn’t some kind of alien larva.  But it felt pretty damn good.  I’ll give this piece of advice, if you’re going to use the egg close your eyes, because the visual is like something out of a cheesy sci-fi movie… on your cock.  Very distracting and not n a good way, at least for me.  But it did feel pretty damn good, even better than the previous toy.
tenga
(Actual instructions, and yeah it actually looks just as weird in person as it does in the last panel.  The image at the top of the post is for the Tenga too.)
What I didn’t understand about this toy when I was looking at toys previously is that it’s basically designed to stimulate the really sensitive area just behind the head of the cock.  It’s shaped internally to feel good everywhere, but feels like it specifically targets that spot, which feels pretty damn good.  A gay friend, who was only slightly trying to seduce me at the time, called that area the “umbra” but I’m not sure if that’s slang or what.  As far as my internet skills go it’s called the “sulcus”.
The Tenga Eggs are designed for single use, maybe a couple of uses if you’re really gentle and care for it properly before and after.  So, other than the strange looks of the egg, durability is an issue, which we found out in an awkward, “fuck-fuck-fuck” moment.  She was playing with it on me, I was on the verge of orgasm but needed a little more pressure around the base of my cock.  I grabbed her hand, shoved it down harder, on the verge of cumming, and my cock burst through the end of the egg like the alien coming out of the dude’s chest in the Alien movie.
Yeah, that will ruin an orgasm in mid-stroke.  Thankfully, the damage was fairly minor, it didn’t completely ruin the toy.  It still felt pretty damn good, we just had to be a bit more gentle with it’s application.  We were still able to finish up quite nicely after the interruption.
The eggs can also be turned inside out, putting the fun textures on the outside, and placed on the head of a Hitachi vibrator.  We tried the egg this way (even with the hole) and it worked very well.  Ann was quite pleased with the results, it added some pliability and texture to the hitachi’s head.  And Ann loves herhitachi wand.  That story will be in the upcoming Visiting Ann: Bacon and Fudge post.  Yeah, stick around for that one.
Toy B, Tenga Egg.  This was definitely a cool toy.  I’d seen them online before and thought it was pretty stupid looking, and it is pretty stupid looking, but it feels really good.  Pros, it feels awesome.  Cons, it’s an expensive toy with limited durability, designed for a single use.  Ok, so $9 isn’t much for a sex toy but it’s one time use, disposable.  Do you want to spend $9 to masturbate once?  So, in conclusion, it’s definitely a fun toy to check out and try… but you should know the cons beforehand and not expect too much from it.
Toys, toys, toys.  I have to admit they were a lot more fun to play with than I thought they would be.  They might look weird, off-putting even, but they felt good and I definitely enjoyed them.  This experience has definitely opened my eyes a bit toward male sex toys.
And you know what?  With my new found open mind toward male toys, and being in a long distance relationship, I have a feeling these won’t be the last toys I play with.

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